NOTE: Part 6 of “Off Planet” is available to all those reading it (and to those who are not).
The people in the above photos are not virgins.
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My wife went to a museum’s Star Wars exhibit with me, and all I got her were some stinkin’ flowers. If you’re looking for full geekery from the exhibit, then you’ll have to wait. The rest of this is about everything but that.
As far as the flowers go, they were beautiful and expensive, but you get my drift.
Over our 15th Anniversary Weekend (as it is now and forever named), we enjoyed a variety of entertainment and leisure activities. We ate, laughed (and laughed), read, and strolled.
After we spent an unholy amount of money on dinner.
Friday night happened to feature the most expensive meal either of us has had. Except maybe that one time that her stepfather went all out at a Japanese steak house, ordering pretty much one of everything. We agreed that although we’re glad we went to Texas de Brazil (now serving seven states in the US, and Aruba), it isn’t something we’ll return to until we have money to burn and weigh 700 pounds.
There’s just something wrong about taking one bite of meat and then pushing it aside because you know a better piece of meat is coming soon. Kind of like marriage.
Can I get a rimshot?
Seriously, though, it was fun and there was some incredible food, but $42.99/person — before drinks, desserts, tip and tax — is just too much for folks who don’t even make a second trip to most buffets.
If I may wax poetic… Fire and Ice is twice as nice at half the price. Too bad the nearest one is more than 600 miles away (and hasn’t quite opened yet).
All that said, we had a great time on the first night of our trip, despite our hotel room’s wet carpet extending about three feet out from the air conditioning unit. We got past the musty smell and did fine the rest of the weekend. Plus, Shannon already had unpacked everything by the time she discovered the problem, and said we were not moving.
The insanity from the mildew spores should be setting in about this time next week.
We somehow got past Dwight-the-front-desk-guy’s horrible hairpiece. It looked like something out of a Saturday Night Live sketch, when the piece is about to fall off and the entire cast loses it in front of the viewing world.
Saturday we enjoyed sub-100 degree weather and much shade from downtown Fort Worth’s skyscrapers. I made so many trips to Barnes and Noble’s second-floor restroom, I might as well have had Ben with me. I don’t know what was wrong with me, but it gave me several good looks at the Bass Performance Hall angels. We wandered in and out of the few shops on Sundance Square (several city blocks in all directions) and enjoyed time to just hang out.
The Barnes and Noble Horseman
The angels on Bass Performance Hall’s facade are 48 feet tall.
Tarrant County Courthouse
Because don’t we all want R2-D2 mailboxes?
That night, we laughed longer and harder than any other time in our history together.
While planning for this trip, Shannon bought tickets for a comedy troupe called Four Day Weekend. They specialize in live improvisational comedy. Instead of trying to be the guy who repeats comic strips thinking it will be funny, I’ll just say go see these guys if you get a chance. Or, some other live improv show. The way they play off what the audience gives them is gold. Until that night, I had my doubts that the funniest parts of “Who’s Line is it, Anyway?” truly were unplanned. Now, I see that it can be done, and anyone who visits us will get sick of my efforts to drag them to the show. They became popular so fast that they took over the theater. Individually, they have appeared in commercials, short films, and movies, and now they have their own pilot ready for TV (see clips on their site).
I admit, many performances seem better when viewed live (ever bought the CD for that killer band you heard, and then got disillusioned?), but you can’t fake a quick wit. In a nutshell, I liked it.
Night shots around the city.
Sunday morning we went to the Star Wars exhibit I mentioned above. Many photos and some video will follow.