Aug 08 2007
Salad Francisco
Our final night, we drove to San Francisco.
I had never been into the city from the Oakland side. The drive over the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge conjured up memories of its 1989 collapse, and more recently the Minnesota bridge collapse on I-35. It is a 1.78-mile, double-decker bridge, part suspension, part cantilevers and trusses. It crosses Yerba Buena Island about midway across the bay (including a tunnel through rock), and then makes its way into San Francisco.
Rather fittingly, the end nearest Oakland looks utilitarian, almost like a train bridge. The west end, leading into San Francisco, looks much more elegant and artistic. With its drab gray color, it still doesn’t compare aesthetically to the Golden Gate Bridge. Wikipedia has a pretty good entry about the bridge. Apparently there’s a re-design effort underway, and the bridge will close on Labor Day Weekend 2007 for major work.
But let’s leave the bridge talk to the card-playing blue-haired ladies.
The fog enshrouding San Francisco didn’t allow any clear approach shots, and I snapped them from the moving vehicle. Good enough excuses? Great. Let’s keep going.
We hit Embarcadero, but turned uphill (which is the only way to turn from Embarcadero if you don’t want to hit the bay). We searched for gasoline and when we finally found some I was surprised at the price. It was “only” $3.23/gal — less than the $3.39 I saw at South Lake Tahoe the night before.
There I was, in a city I first (and last) visited in May 2001. One that I figured I wouldn’t see again for a very long time. Then, I interview for a job, and within a few months I find myself enjoying the cool Pacific breeze and listening to a ship’s fog horn as my co-worker pumps gas. (It would have been sooner, but the company allows a manager up to 90 days for an internal transfer.) Rather than pay $16 to park, we parked for free a few blocks straight uphill from Embarcadero.
We patted our own backs for wearing long pants, but wished those backs were covered by jackets. Brrr! It was cold! In August!
Food was our first order of business, and we chose an Italian/Seafood place with a view of the Golden Gate Bridge on one side, the Bay Bridge on the other. From our table, I only had to turn my head to see either.
You remember the Jackrabbit Slim’s scene from Pulp Fiction? Mia and Vincent (Uma and John Travolta) are in a booth and she orders a $5 milkshake. Vincent rants about how he just has to taste it. He takes a long draw from the straw and then admits, “That’s a pretty f*cking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty f*cking good.”
When asked if I wanted salad, I said, “No, thanks.” I wanted to save room and money for dessert. Then, one of my co-workers got hers, a spring mix with fresh made salad dressing.
I asked the server, “Um, what other fresh dressings do you have?”
“We have Thousand Island –”
“Stop. I’ll have one of those salads, please, with Thousand Island.”
I saw that it was good and said that it was good. I wolfed it down and washed it down. “So, how much was this salad?” I asked my co-worker.
“About nine dollars, I think,” she replied.
I almost asked if there was any way I could return it. I paraphrased Travolta’s line, cleaning it up for work. “That was a pretty good salad. I don’t know if was worth nine dollars, but it was pretty good.”
Actual price on my ticket: $9.50
On the way back to the car, we walked around a little more, perused Crazy Shirts and a few other shops, and then stopped at a bar for the other guy with us to have one more beer (but mostly for two of us to use the facilities).
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The municipal (see electric lines going up)
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Keg taps (hold that camera still for 1/4 second)
I dozed off and on during the 90-minute ride back to our hotel. That was fine, because I wasn’t driving.
California. You live in the right place out there, and almost everything you can imagine is within a two-hour radius. Beaches, mountains, world-renowned cities, freaks, and fools. No wonder it’s so expensive.
To see my first go ’round at pictures of San Francisco and the surrounding area, click here.
Another guy has a much better picture of Telegraph Hill here.







Hey Mark!
These are great! I would love to see Cali…I have never been. I love that keg shot. Very nice.
Have a great week!
Gorgeous pictures…. I especially like the one from the restaurant of the boats and bridge.
Funny how the 2 beer taps in the middle are Boston Beers! *LOL*
Also, I couldn’t help but look at the Tequila’s on the bar shelf…
That top shot of the Golden Gate in fog is my favourite. Way more birds upon closer inspection than a casual glance reveals.
I was there once just a couple days after New Years 1999 (which a group of us spent in Vegas), and I truly wish we committed more time to San Francisco than the single night we stayed. Gorgeous city and so much to see and do. We managed to visit Alcatraz, go out for dinner, catch a live comedy show (one of the comics was gay, can you believe it!), eat the best clam chowder EVER out of some open-air shop on Pier 39 and wander about for a little shopping. So much that we missed, too.
I have never, ever had a salad that was worth nine dollars. I have had a milkshake that was worth nearly five dollars though.
Thanks for the tour, Mark. San Fran is one of those rare cities that doesn’t feel like any other. A shot of her streets pulls me back to my brief time there in a way that a shot of, say…Indianapolis never could.
I’ve had a salad I would have gladly paid $9.50 for…but it was huge enough to split with my wife…so I’m not sure if that really counts.
It’s shots like this that really have me wishing for them to finish up their work on the teleporter. Being able to zip out to the Bay to eat dinner with that view would be well worth the risk of sub-atomic annihilation.
Moksha, that is just about the best closing sentence to any blog post comment ever.
I am in awe.