Archive for March, 2007

Mar 18 2007

Merlin’s Bad Magic

Published by Mark Williams under True Story

Shannon had never ridden a horse. On the drive to the stable, she was a little nervous. I had at least two unpleasant experiences with horse rides in my past, but nothing that caused injury. In fact, despite one horse who liked sudden 360-degree turns and another who loved to bite the tail of the [...]

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Mar 15 2007

Daredevils from the Past (pic of the week)

Published by Mark Williams under Kids, Pic of the Week

In honor of Blitz Krieg, who announced Thursday that he is putting his blog on hiatus, I decided to post an archive photo. He made a habit of posting at least a few a week of himself and/or his friends from the past.
I’d say regular commenter (and my only brother) Charles snapped this pic, probably [...]

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Mar 14 2007

Time it is A Changin’

Published by Mark Williams under Culture & Society

Changes, time’s makin’ changes in my life
Rearrangin’, can’t seem to stop the hands of time.
- Tesla, Changes
What has the early time change done for you so far?
For me, it has meant getting ready for work in the dark. I know, I know, a lot of people do that every day, but [...]

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Mar 13 2007

Fiery Past

Published by Mark Williams under True Story

Although I played with fire many times in my youth, one incident rises above the rest, pulling me along to the pinnacle of Mt. Stupid.
There are certain things we parents hope we pass down to our children. Our honesty, our courtesy, our compassion and humility. We can’t just perform a download that imbues in them [...]

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Mar 13 2007

Verbose Boy in My Back Yard

Published by Mark Williams under Kids, True Story

Yesterday I featured a few quotes culled from Ben’s everyday speech. Last night, I clipped on my microphones and recorded while he and I played in the back yard.
Ben’s a verbose boy. (As usual, headphones or earbuds are best.)
He likes to invent his own games, and here he combines his interest in frisbees with his [...]

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Mar 12 2007

Benglish Takes a Turn

Published by Mark Williams under Kids, True Story

Because Ben is pronouncing all his words correctly now — “bullnozer” has gone the way of the “spacebat” (placemat) and the “L” sound is a regular occurrence — Benglish has evolved from a cutesy account of a toddler’s language mangling to… a cutesy account of his use of the language as he makes his way [...]

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Mar 09 2007

Death the Befuddler (Pic of the Week)

Published by Mark Williams under Kids, True Story

Baby alien Ben reclines with Lexie, our dear departed doggie.
Lately, Ben has been talking about her a lot. One day after he saw a picture of her on the kitchen counter, he said, “Daddy, I miss Lexie. She’s our favorite doggie, isn’t she?”
“Yes, Ben, she’s our favorite doggie.”
When we brought him home from the hospital [...]

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Mar 07 2007

Eau De Commode II

Published by Mark Williams under True Story

Twice in one year (barely under the wire, though), I’ve been sitting perfectly innocently on a toilet, completing the final stages of that task, and looked down to see water flowing all around my feet.
And that’s after the earth-shattering kaboom.
Everyone knows that any part of going to the bathroom can be rushed, but the very [...]

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Mar 07 2007

I’ll Take Calvin Peeing, Please

Bill Watterson, creator of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, never licensed the images he drew. That means any t-shirt, bumper sticker, or other item bearing the likeness of Calvin, Hobbes, Suzy, or the rest of the gang, is illegal.
Now, I’m all for homegrown homages to favorite entertainment figures. You want to draw your own [...]

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Mar 05 2007

Sickness Part 2 - Infection and in Health

Published by Mark Williams under Health, Marriage, True Story

Saturday morning, Shannon and I decided she and I should take care of number one, respectively. Her mother agreed to come watch Ben while we dragged ourselves to the nearest recommended clinic for adults.
Told we had a 30-minute wait, we hung around the packed waiting room, standing-room only. Most of those present were parents with [...]

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