I had a post about fatherhood all set to go, but when I read my friend Emily‘s bulletin on MySpace, I decided that I had to participate. She’s an old friend from high school, so I’m doing this in honor of my Friendships post earlier in the week. The bass player in a rock band, she would be the one to post this.

I’m posting it (relatively) early so everyone will have lots of time to get it done. Do as many as you can. This probably tells more about me than any long-winded post could.

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating! Who cares if it doesn’t make sense. (And it doesn’t.)

Here are mine:

How am I feeling today?
Creatures (For a While) – 311

Will I get far in life?
Parachutes – Coldplay

How do my friends see me?
Que Onda Guero – Beck

Where will I get Married?
Ice Cream Man – Van Halen

What is my best friend’s theme song?
Climbing the Walls – Stir (live in the x lounge III)

What is the story of my life?
Without Me – Eminem

What is/was highschool like?
Girl – Beck

How can I get ahead in life?
Lost in Germany – King’s X

What is the best thing about me?
Baby Got Back – Sir Mixalot

How is today going to be?
Hell Yes – Beck

What is in store for this weekend?
I Like Cold Beverages – G Love and Special Sauce

What song describes my parents?
AT&T Wireless Ain’t Nothin’ But a Punk Bitch – Dr. Poopie (free DL from fourthcity.net)

To describe my grandparents?
I’m the One – Van Halen

How is my life going?
Hide and Seek – Imogen Heap

What song will they play at my funeral?
Poptop – DJN (free DL from fourthcity.net)

How does the world see me?
Hey Ya! – Outkast

Will I have a Happy Life?
You Dropped a Bomb on Me – Gap Band

What do my friends really think of me?
Starry Eyed Surprise – Paul Oakenfold

Do people secretly lust after me?
Hey Ya! – Obadiah Parker (video here), or just audio here.

How can I make myself happy?
Guerrilla Radio – Rage Against the Machine

What should I do with my life?
My Kinda Lover – Billy Squier

Will I ever have children?
Summer Song – Joe Satriani

What is some good advice for me?
Freakazoid – Midnight Star

How Will I be remembered?
Rental Car – Beck

What is my signature dancing song?
Go it Alone – Beck

What do I think my current theme song is?
Sleep Now in the Fire – Rage Against the Machine

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Mean to Me – Tonic (live in the x lounge iv)

What type of men/women do you like?
Any Way You Want It – Journey

What Does Your Man/Woman love about you?
Space Between – Dave Matthews Band

What Song do you secretly love?
Farewell Ride – Beck

What do you want to do tomorrow?
Hurts So Good – John Mellencamp

(Note: Poptop is worth the download. The AT&T track? Not as much. You really should listen to Obadiah’s version of “Hey Ya!” It’s not at all what you might expect.)

UPDATE:

My lovely wife, and then our very own lovely Linda, made me smack my forehead in a V-8 moment. I shouldn’t wait until Thanksgiving Day for a Thanksgiving post. Oh well, a little late, but I give thanks for all y’all out here in the blogosphere.

Be good to yourselves, and do at least one thing you’ve never done before, even if it’s just turning down that one road you keep telling yourself you’re going to explore.