(Please see new poll relevant to this post.)

(Continue reading “Falcon” here)

Below is the post that was inaccessible most of Tuesday, thanks to Web host problems. Enjoy. If you’ve already seen it, then take this time to go get caught up on “Falcon.”)

The things people search for online, and then somehow end up here, are often funny, sometimes sad, and sometimes scary.

I check statcounter.com to see how many people are reading this site, and how they’re finding it. A few get here via links from other sites, others are led here by a search engine like Google, and still more (I can only assume) get here by clicking their own Favorites or bookmarks, or just by typing the URL in the address bar.

It’s that second one that I present as exhibit A, in an uncensored screenshot.

I’ll let all of you contemplate how these search terms led people here.

My main tip for the completely wayward? Put quotes around your search when you Google for a specific set of words in a certain order. And don’t use a proper name as a verb.

(The guy in the latest Pic of the Week jumped right across there, no problems. See comments on that post for details.)