Comments on: Ass-umption http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption Life consists of what a man is thinking of all day. - Emerson Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:39:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Alvis http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption#comment-360 Alvis Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:13:34 +0000 http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption/#comment-360 Well, you know what Brother Lance says you do when you "assume." :) Well, you know what Brother Lance says you do when you “assume.” :)

]]> By: Dave http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption#comment-352 Dave Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:12:42 +0000 http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption/#comment-352 I'd have made the same assumption bud.... *chuckling* I’d have made the same assumption bud…. *chuckling*

]]> By: Simon http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption#comment-345 Simon Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:41:31 +0000 http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption/#comment-345 That was totally NOT mean. It's a game you have to play, dude. Those toddlers, man, they're like freakin' vultures, man! 'Cept they don't pluck yer eyes out when you're lying prone on account being near starvation from the kid gettin' all the food! Maybe not vultures, but, like, baby robins, man! Just hanging around all day long with their mouths hanging open, waiting for you to drop a nice juicy worm or grub or maggot into the insatiable maw. Which may sound gross until you think about what a big hunk of fresh-from-the-100%-vegetable-oil cruller might feel like sliding down one's gullet. You were definitely NOT mean... Just trying to hold your own in a world where your own wants and needs are, like, at the bottom of the totem pole and gettin' all squished like a glazed doughnut without any white filling in it cause the guy who made the totem pole was working with a broken injector. The world's against us all, dude. Parental solidarity!!! (Sorry Mark, Sunday night and I'm a little spacey right now. I think that was my longest comment on anyone's blog, ever.) That was totally NOT mean. It’s a game you have to play, dude. Those toddlers, man, they’re like freakin’ vultures, man! ‘Cept they don’t pluck yer eyes out when you’re lying prone on account being near starvation from the kid gettin’ all the food!

Maybe not vultures, but, like, baby robins, man! Just hanging around all day long with their mouths hanging open, waiting for you to drop a nice juicy worm or grub or maggot into the insatiable maw. Which may sound gross until you think about what a big hunk of fresh-from-the-100%-vegetable-oil cruller might feel like sliding down one’s gullet.

You were definitely NOT mean… Just trying to hold your own in a world where your own wants and needs are, like, at the bottom of the totem pole and gettin’ all squished like a glazed doughnut without any white filling in it cause the guy who made the totem pole was working with a broken injector.

The world’s against us all, dude. Parental solidarity!!!

(Sorry Mark, Sunday night and I’m a little spacey right now. I think that was my longest comment on anyone’s blog, ever.)

]]> By: Charles http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption#comment-344 Charles Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:23:50 +0000 http://blog.markwill.com/2006/02/12/ass-umption/#comment-344 Sonic and Donuts. Now you did move from Missouri didn't you? Sonic and Donuts. Now you did move from Missouri didn’t you?

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